Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

an impasta!

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.