Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.