How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

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What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress?

Wow, you seamstressed out. (I'm so sorry)

Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.