How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

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How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

What do you call a potato that's high?

A baked potato.(http://www.spudstravels.com/Travel%20Archive/Caribbean/Jamaicaimages/Cannabis%20-%20close.jpg)

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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

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What do you call customers at Lidl?

Lidl people.

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.