How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !