Marry it.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
About 20 beers!!
About 8 pints
Tinder
The truth is out there.
Dracula.
About six drinks
About four beers
About 7 beers.
Marry it
A Viberator
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.
Marry her.
Marry her !
About 5 drinks
Terry :D
A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq
They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)
A dumb bunny.
A marriage certificate.
Michael
A Country
There's 20 of them!
because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
Punchlines that got married and settled down.
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
Shake It Off by Tayler Swift
One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.
Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.
Logger-rhythms.
Because they're rated
Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.
Because it was in the middle of 9 11
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.
Michael J. Fox.
He uses the finest ingredients.
