Fox Jokes

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

What do you call a Honry Micheal J Fox?

A Viberator

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?

A dumb bunny.

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.