How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

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Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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What's the difference between Leibniz and the Civil Rights Movement?

Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675.

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

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How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

What do you get when you have seven dragon balls?

Nothing! This is real life.

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus