Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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The Darth Mall.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.