Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.