One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
Its easy to break the little light inside them.
One.
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Because that's when they brake fast.
Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.
For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."
Ask him/her to pronounce unionized
Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.
