One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
Should it really be a lightbulb
Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
Addadictomy.
answer "Scissors." then drive away..
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
Boo-gers
A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.