What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

What shoes does a tumblr girl wear?

Ughs*

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What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

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What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

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What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

What do you call a lazy baker?

A loafer...