Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time )

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.