Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.