Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

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Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!