What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

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What did one stoplight say to the other stoplight?

Don't look! I'm changing!

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

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Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

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Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ?

Bean working very hard today !

Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

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Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ?

Barberd wire !

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!