What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

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What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

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Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

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What kind of computer sings?

A Dell

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Tomato Soup Jokes More Tomato Soup Jokes

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.