What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

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Where's Spiderman's home page?

Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web.

What's the smallest instrument in the world?

An e-lectron.

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What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.