Outlet Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

Cul De Sac Jokes More Cul De Sac Jokes

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.