Outlet Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

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What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

A: Everything's $100.

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Baby Owl Jokes More Baby Owl Jokes

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

Who's there ! Baby Owl ! Baby Owl who ?

Baby Owl see you later maybe I won't !

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Revenge Jokes More Revenge Jokes

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice