Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

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Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff