Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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He wanted to get a long little doggy

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He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

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Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!