Car Door Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert?

Darude Sandstorm.

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.