Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

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Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

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What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.