Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

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How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

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Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

What type of writing is the most profitable?

A ransom note.