Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

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What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli

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What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.