Profit Jokes

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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Why was the G-Spot Club not making profit in the nightclub business?

Most men couldn't find it.

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What do you call a secular humanist NGO?

A non-prophet non-profit.

How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

Why don't cows drink milk?

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Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

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They had to remove their Blatter.

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

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Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

Fast Food Restaurant Jokes More Fast Food Restaurant Jokes

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

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What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!