It was a no brainer.
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One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.
You ask them to pronounce unionize.
Give them a "test tickle."
They conducted an in-turtle investigation.
Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test
They take a gallop poll!
By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
Because they can turtle you.
on his shellphone
Sleeping Beauty
Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.
Because they crack under pressure.
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'
Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout
One has standards.
As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.
A LexiCon
The ones who are always putting the bite on them!
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
A gallop poll.