How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

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Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!