How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?

Hola.

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What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.