Nothing. They're both crustacians.
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Its his name.
lay floss over their eyes
Oven mitts.
Press pray.
Starving.
Just China be funny.
To get laid.
A clothes hanger.
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
A vegetarian.
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Taiwon Shou.
Tooth hurty
Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!
Phil Ming
The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.
Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented
Li Ning
I dunno, ask the Kids.
He was shot in the face.
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
Hi Ping
Wong Wei
I can't bereave it!
No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*
Oven mitts
He drops it like it's hot.
So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.
A Russian spy.
The rest of your life.
Under a-rest.
It will tell you.
Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."
A crustacean.
At tooth hurty.
Tooth-hurty.
A: Ahhh-shoes.
Because then it would be a foot
Because he ate too many crabs!
Crabs on your organ
