Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What does a Muslim redneck wear?

A murka

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What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill?

A: Because he was dead.