When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

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Someone who points out the obvious.

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Lucas refrigerators.

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NOICE!!!!

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Baby cedar

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Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

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Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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OC A quadriplegic.

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They have no idea where home is.

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Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

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In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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The lavatory, of course!

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What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person