What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

It makes them feel popular.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

How many femenists does it *really* take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear