How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

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Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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You can't play football with the remote.

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Amanda Lynn

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Formed a coustic d'tat

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What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

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How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

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Just 'Cause

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They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.