Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

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What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

How do you starve a black guy?

Put his food stamps in his work boots

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Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette