Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

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Which was?

We ate Bill" OMG. How long were you in there "4 minutes"

Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner?

Reservations.

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Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!