Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.
Cancer
The stand-up chameleon.
They are out standing in their field.
One because his knee grows.
And the answer is, 'Knee'
Raise MY hand!
He wanted to raised stewed beef!
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
Dough Nuts
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.
