What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

When is a dog most impolite?

When he points.

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)