What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

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What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!