What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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What is a dogs favourite flower ?

Anything in your garden !

What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

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What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom?

r/showerthoughts

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.