How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.

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How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

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How do narcissists remember everything?

They have a photogenic memory.

How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.