How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

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Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.