How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.

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How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

How do narcissists remember everything?

They have a photogenic memory.