How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

What's the best hotel in the world?

Auschwitz. 1.3 million stars.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Twist

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*