Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

How do you call it, when the internet is not working in Germany?

InterNEIN"

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*