How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

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Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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Where do war generals make decisions?

In a think tank

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.