Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

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What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.