Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

What would a depressed Abraham Lincoln do?

Slit the writ of habeas corpus.