Ion Jokes

What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.

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What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

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What's DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

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Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

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What do you call a movie about dancing robots?

Step up: transformers :v

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.