Ion Jokes

What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.

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What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied