Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much?

They're cheap.

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love"

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin