How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

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How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

jahbless

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid?

What's Kraken!