How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

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Why do pirates like TIG welding so much?

Because they have a good supply of ARRgon.

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid?

What's Kraken!

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken