What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

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What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!