How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

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Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.

Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

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Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.