How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why don't women tip bartenders?

They don't give a tip because they take the tip.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.