What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

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What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.