How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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How did King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

Where do epileptic midgets go for pizza?

Little Caeser's

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How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

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How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.