How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

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How much does a moil get paid?

A: Fifty dollars and a tip.

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

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What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.