What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

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What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

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What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

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How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!