How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

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Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

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What's as sharp as a vampire's fang?

A: His other fang.

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.