How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

Fang Jokes More Fang Jokes

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

What's as sharp as a vampire's fang?

A: His other fang.