How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

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Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

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Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey

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Who currently provides your Internet?

he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

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Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.