How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

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What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

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What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

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Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

Where do psychics go to dance?

The crystal ball