What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

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What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

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Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?

His mummy.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!