What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!

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What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!