Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't girls count to two?

Because they "can't even."

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

Why did the crazed Packers fan throw out all of Aaron Rodgers's forks?

They were too Cutler-y.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/