Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Why did the bicycle fall over??

Because it was two tired...

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ?

Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? A: Because she has no arms. Q:Who's there ? A:Not Sarah.

Why did Megan fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.