What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

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Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

What do you call a bunch of high Mexicans?

Baked Beans

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.