What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.