What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

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How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

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Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.