How does god receive prayers?

knee-mail

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How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

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Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.