How does god receive prayers?

knee-mail

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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Where do shoes receive their military training?

Boot Camp

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

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Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)